January 2012
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i watched Elvira for the first time today
actually, i had seen it once or twice when i was little, but i don’t remember it
she has this line to pick up boys i’m so using
“Hi, I’m Elvira. But you can call me…..later tonight”
I”M SO USING IT FOREVER
I need to cleanse my mental
ladysugatits:
::searches for kitten pics::
or your womanhood
::searches for goat cheese::
OH and the bottle she's using to HOLD her blood in...
it has a lid on it, but i’m almost positive it’s not airtight
meaning the liquid would evaporate even FASTER
therefore she’s a liar who wants to gain followers on shock factor and everyone needs to ignore her.
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WAIT. THIS CUNTBARF GIRL NEEDS TO STOP IT THOUGH
first the freddy kruegar comment, NOW BOTTLES OF PERIOD BLOOD
girl you’re trying way too hard for shock factor. you need to get some sleep.
i have a huge problem with people who have...
gtfo
you can’t have your cake and eat it too you greedy bastards.
period blood jar is fucking fake
here’s why:
the jar is not light tight. the liquid will evaporate. blood or not, it contains water
take any amount of liquid and sit it in a room for a month. half of the water or whatever will disappear.
and i say month, because women have their flow once a month.
also, to not refrigerate the BLOOD, it’s GONNA FUCKING SMELL
and i’m sure any parents or roommates would get...
Where is Jupiterbee??
ladysugatits:
Because his girl is on some shit I can’t put into words
oh please chicklette, i’m on it
blackfashion21 asked: I want to thank your parent's for giving the world a good looking guy like you! we need more of you;)
My 45oz jar of menstrual blood is almost full.
ladysugatits:
shebecameakiller:
phallic-rage:
cuntbarf:
I am not sure what to do with it once it’s full. I have been collecting my blood for a year and a half, and I would like to keep it. But, I am terrified of something happening and it breaking. I would be lying if I said I weren’t attached to it.
What do you think, Tumblr?
hohoho wat?
pretty sure this is fake
because...
so for halloween
instead of Ivy, I think I’m gonna go as Snow White.
I’m pretty pale, and I’m 100% German, so I could make this work
and with all the animals I’ve collected over the years, the costume will be so easy!
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the girl i used to creep on in middle school...
RESUME CREEPING
that wig was a little too high
and i am now shooting myself because it’s on the internet
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after that glorious pizza Nergal has presented me...
I’m going to exercise for an hour
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i ate the whole thing
no like for real
it’s gone
i feel disgusting.
and it came with a pepper
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i cannot even believe this shit
this pizza is the most AMAZING pizza ever
I OWE NERGAL A PIZZA EQUALLY AS BLESSED BY THE FOOD GODS
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AND SHE PUT A TIP ON IT WHAT
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i have never been so excited in my life though
SHE REALLY JUST ORDERED ME A PIZZA
WHATTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
i am so excited for real
girl, you need to give me your address so i can send you one now
