May 2012
the reason i fell on my ass at rocky horror
was becuse my shoes where too high
that’s it tbh
i’m gonna make them again
April 2012
phyxia:
i’ve been looking pretty crack addict fab this past week
[[MORE]]i still cannot get over last night
[[MORE]]today i’m going to quit smoking
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weretelling:
Yesterday I thought I was ready to have sex with my boyfriend. (I was a virgin.) I agreed to having sex but a minute into it I started feeling weird, scared, disgusting, and just not ready to go through with it any longer. I asked him to stop and he began thrusting harder and it…
basically my shoes were a hit
so few things about how wonderful tonight was
went to the rocky horror picture show with a few friends.
i wore my lobster claw heels so i could test them out for halloween
i fell once, everyone screamed and said i looked beautiful
second time i fell i, i got to enter the show early and sit in the front in the middle
THIRD time i feel, i ripped my pants and then got yelled at to be careful by security
then i almost fell inside and i got...
i dont have friends to smoke pot with
so what this means is that while my life is lonely, i also got a 2nd job because my drig test will be very clean
go me
I wish I was somebody else damn it.
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Historical Slut: Next person who asks about my... →
historicalslut:
I don’t have the best grammar and spelling. I don’t catch my mistakes 99% of the time. Even when I proof read my work, I generally don’t catch my mistakes. I had my personal statements for grad school edited by 4 different people so we would all catch the mistakes. Guess what? I don’t give a fuck…
being an english major i should catch my mistakes
i don’t
often
...
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trubr0wn:
karnythia:
Remember the white 13 year old who was supposedly set on fire by two black boys? It turns out he was indeed set on fire. By another white kid. Please note that after all the claims of reverse racism & allegations of hate crimes no one has bothered to make a big…
i don’t get it, being white myself. i won’t know what it’s like
but i am so...
Historical Slut: But really though, if you really... →
iamateenagefeminist:
So it took me a second because I’m tired and I get so much shit on here I don’t even react to it anymore but now I realize I’m pissed about that last ask.
I get it. You’re an ~*~anarchist~*~. You think the government is evil and oppressive and MUST BE OVERTURNED.
…
Historical Slut: I was called a feminazi and told... →
historicalslut:
Can you just say “the men who told me that missed the point completely”? Also, to answer the question “does everything have to be about inequality?” The answer is yes when inequality/oppression is the problem.
When talking about women’s sexuality we must talk about inequality and oppression….
preach
i have watched the office everyday since monday
i’m on season 3
i love this show omg
except i hate steve carell
“The Europeans are not yet willing to acknowledge that the world did not wait in...”
– John Henrik Clarke, “Education for a New Reality in the African World” (1994)
Being the first to clap in an audience
memewhore:
onlylolgifs:
You are all my bitches.
Hahaha I thought of this every time I started the applause at the Dave Barry event…
this was me at church once. the church was in a stadium
i made sure to applaude at the most inappropriate times
Summer is coming,
thatfunnyblog:
I currently look like this:
I just want to look like this:
But I’m always like:
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WAHHHHHHHH
we're going to see rocky horror on saturday
two of my friends are virgins
yes
