July 2012
ok none of that bullshit emotional stuff THESE are the best feelings in the world: peeing after holding it in all day orgasms faking ill and getting sent back to bed  when you sing really emotionally and give yourself shivers b/c you’re fucking star quality getting a back massage seeing somebody you don’t like fall over omfg  when you try and talk to your pet in their language and you...
Jul 1st
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How to Wear It: Bolo Tie
philistinetoronto: Read More i really needed this i’m so excited to wear all the ones i got also i have the one the girl in all white is wearing, on the runway so…..i love my life
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June 2012
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Jun 27th
so big ben is being renamed? ok.
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Every summer, I decide that this is the year I'll...
springtimeofhisvoodoo: And every summer, that never happens. it’s easy!
Jun 27th
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Anonymous asked: what does jupiterbee mean? also do you make $ with your blog using peepspayerDOTcom?
Jun 25th
h-e-r-o-i-n: I don’t like busy people My friends always have to be free for my plans ok 
Jun 25th
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do i really want to watch 4 hours of Cleopatra? 
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i really had to send this message over facebook to...
hey dude i know you’re pissed and all, but what you dont understand is that you were totally out of line. that waitress is not only an excellent server, but a close friend and for you to spit out your gum and put it on the table top was not only disgusting, but inconsiderate of her job, and everyone elses job at that diner. you made us look like idiot teenagers and you honestly were totally...
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handsomephillip: jupiterbee: doomdate: I went on a date once where the guy said his roommate was missing. he told me all about how they didnt know where she was and all that. so we go out to eat, and go back to his place for “dessert” to find the roommate hanging in the living room. i spent the rest of the night being questioned by police. no dessert. lol this was my submission. that was...
Jun 21st
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doomdate: I went on a date once where the guy said his roommate was missing. he told me all about how they didnt know where she was and all that. so we go out to eat, and go back to his place for “dessert” to find the roommate hanging in the living room. i spent the rest of the night being questioned by police. no dessert. lol this was my submission. that was a bad...
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Historical Slut: supersonicspeedstar: homoerotics:... →
supersonicspeedstar: homoerotics: My vagina is not offensive: my journey to loving my genitals. At 21, I’m just now learning not to hate my genitals. I realize that this culture of shame surrounding the vulva and vagina stem from deep-seeded misogyny, and — really — has… i loved that all these strong women came up to speak i’m talking about the link especially the jewish...
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Dammit. I just want to feel attractive...
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Anonymous asked: SHIT. did someone post your pics on tumblrafterhours(.)com ?? go there and look up jupiterbee
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eyesoflauramars asked: I'm here!!!! it's me the dark night of the soul. Who is that glorious anon asking about me?? tell him to come forward and follow me!!!
Jun 13th
Anonymous asked: hey do you know what happened to the-dark-night-of-the-soul's blog?
Jun 13th
I see a lot of folks getting it twisted about how... →
ladysugatits: youngbadmanbrown: Paris.– US actor Danny Glover, who plans an epic next year on Haitian independence hero Toussaint-Louverture, said he slaved to raise funds for the movie because financiers complained there were no white heroes. “Producers said ‘It’s a nice project, a great project… where are the white heroes?’” he told the press during a stay in Paristhis month for a seminar...
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“I’m sick of seeing happy homosexuals in high school. The gay guys, who I adore,...”
– Joan Rivers
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