September 2012
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vladimirmedvedev:
“omfg i want a gay best friend so we can go shopping!!!” “when i have a kid i want them to be gay so i can ship them and their partner AND HAVE OTP FEELS!!! hahahhaah!!” “TUMBLR SHOULD BE A COUNTRY SO WE CAN BAN HETEROSEXUALITY!!! XDDDDD”
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unpopular opinion
i hate that cumbersquash character
i think he looks like an imp
i really cannot stand to look at him
August 2012
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jillbiden:
I want to see Mitt Romney’s dick.
im watching hoarders for the first time
im alright with women, or anyone in that matter, wearing what they want
but
this women is cleaning this guys house in shorts
WHAT IF SOMETHING CUT HER AND SHE GOT INFECTED AND OMG WHY ARE YOU WEARING SHORTS!
AND NOW THEY FOUND POOP AND OTHER HUMAN EXCREMENT AND OMG WHY ARE YOU WEARING SHORTS
Watchlampsarepeopletoo:
andrewbreitel:
LITERALLY ME OH MY GOD ITS BACK
YES YES YES
what even are these?
omg patricia clarkson is in parks and rec whattttt
Watchmattypi-mcfrostingeater:
videohall:
If children wrote the movie scripts
I’m crying. There are literally tears.
reblogged it only because of the way she says “basketball”
OH MY LORD CRYING
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When Husband asks my advice on his outfit
thatsrightyall:
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wafflesinmyvcr replied to your post: lol okay let...
LOL RIGHT
like photoshop only goes so far……
no this kid on my facebook is talking about how he’s a “model” and blah blah blah
then this girl asked him how he liked it and what did he do
and he goes “it was boring. all i did was fold”
IF YOU’RE FOLDING YOU ARE NOT A MODEL YOU ARE A PEASANT
i hate seeing really hot people in porn because i’ll never have a chance with them
[[MORE]]i measured my butt to see how big it was because someone said i had a nice butt
it’s 38 inches around
is that a nice butt? i mean it’s hard for me to find pants sometimes because my waste is only 30 inches around nd i always wondered why
